Punya mainan baru neh.... Plurk namanya. Baru sign up kemarin, trus coba2 dan surf di sana. Mayan lucu. Lewat Plurk ini, kita bisa publish status kita, bukan marital status, tapi status kita lagi ngapain, lagi mikir apa dll, dan bisa dikomen ama temen2 kita.
Cukup menyenangkan sebagai pengisi waktu senggang ato penyalur uneg2. Hehehehehe... Seperti Tag nya : Your life, on the line... Cobain yah, trus add plurk g di www.plurk.com/user/aintanangel
Selamat mencoba dan bersenang-senang!!!
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Why So Serious?
Joker's joke....
When a partner get a promotion...
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
On wedding night...
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object."
In a funeral, talking to them who have lost their love one...
"Why so serious?"
On kid's birthday, being a clown...
"I'm going to make this pencil disappear"
Then ask a frontier kid to step forward.
When being asked about a future...
"I don't have plans. I just do things."
Five minutes before proposing someone...
"I had a wife that was beautiful like you"
When getting a briefing from boss...
"And I thought my jokes were bad."
Unintentionally deleting someone's document...
"You and me, maybe we are destined to do this forever"
On a fire, talking to the victim...
"Some men just want to watch the world burn"
When being asked for birthday presents...
"You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and GASOLINE!"
When getting speeding ticket...
"Batman has no limits!"
In guys room, approaching a big hairy guy...
"Well hello beautiful!"
When a dentist working on his patients..
"Let's put a SMILE on that face!"
Taken from forwarded e-mail.
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You are never too young to develop breast cancer! Breast Self-Exam should begin by the age of twenty.
Resources: American Cancer Society National Cancer Institute Komen Foundation
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New Car
Tadi pagi pas jalan ke kantor, Nene liat ni mobil. Tipe mobil baru kah? LOL. Kreatif sih
tapi ga guna wakakakaaka...
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Working Hard?
Do you wanna know why you are working so hard?
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you. Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy to pull things. You will also provide milk for people to drink. You are to work all day under the sun. In return, you will only eat grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."
Ah Gu objected. "What?!? I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass. On top of that, I have to give my milk away. This is tough and you want me to live 50 years. I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!"
God agreed.
On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog, "Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose. You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house. Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them. In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
Ah Kow objected. "What?!? I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get? LEFTOVERS. This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!"
God agreed again.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces. You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them. In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."
Naturally the monkey objected. "This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and somersaults. Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10. What do you think?"
God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created human. God said to the man. "You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else. You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years."
Just like the rest, the man objected. "Geez, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lives. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"
God agreed with a smile.
AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up. Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family. Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired. And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ?????
Taken from a forwarded email with changes here and there.
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Super Boys
Sebuah kisah menyentuh, di tengah kebobrokan mental bangsa.
Siang ini February 6, 2008, tanpa sengaja, saya bertemu dua manusia super. Mereka mahluk mahluk kecil, kurus, kumal berbasuh keringat. Tepatnya diatas jembatan penyeberangan Setia Budi, dua sosok kecil berumur kira kira delapan tahun menjajakan tissue dengan wadah kantong plastik hitam. Saat menyeberang untuk makan siang mereka menawari saya tissue di ujung jembatan. Dengan keangkuhan khas penduduk Jakarta saya hanya mengangkat tangan lebar tanpa tersenyum yang dibalas dengan sopannya oleh mereka dengan ucapan "Terima kasih Oom!". Saya masih tak menyadari kemuliaan mereka dan hanya mulai membuka sedikit senyum seraya mengangguk kearah mereka.
Kaki-kaki kecil mereka menjelajah lajur lain diatas jembatan, menyapa seorang laki laki lain dengan tetap berpolah seorang anak kecil yang penuh keceriaan, laki laki itupun menolak dengan gaya yang sama dengan saya, lagi sayup sayup saya mendengar ucapan terima kasih dari mulut kecil mereka. Kantong hitam tempat stok tissue dagangan mereka tetap teronggok di sudut jembatan tertabrak derai angin Jakarta. Saya melewatinya dengan lirikan ke dalam kantong itu, dua pertiga terisi tissue putih berbalut plastik transparan.
Setengah jam kemudian saya melewati tempat yang sama dan mendapati mereka tengah mendapatkan pembeli seorang wanita, senyum di wajah mereka terlihat berkembang seolah memecah mendung yang sedang menggelayuti langit Jakarta.
"Terima kasih ya, Mbak. Semuanya dua ribu lima ratus rupiah!" tukas mereka, tak lama si wanita merogoh tasnya dan mengeluarkan uang sejumlah sepuluh ribu rupiah. "Maaf, nggak ada kembaliannya, ada uang pas nggak mbak?". Mereka menyodorkan kembali uang tersebut. Si wanita menggeleng, lalu dengan sigapnya anak yang bertubuh lebih kecil menghampiri saya yang tengah mengamati mereka bertiga pada jarak empat meter.
"Oom, boleh tukar uang nggak, receh sepuluh ribuan?" Suaranya mengingatkan kepada anak lelaki saya yang seusia mereka, sedikit terhenyak saya merogoh saku celana dan hanya menemukan uang sisa kembalian makan sebesar empat ribu rupiah. "Nggak punya”, tukas saya. Lalu tak lama si wanita berkata "Ambil saja kembaliannya, Dik!" sambil berbalik badan dan meneruskan langkahnya.
Anak ini terkesiap, ia menyambar uang empat ribuan saya dan menukarnya dengan uang sepuluh ribuan tersebut dan meletakkannya ke genggaman saya, lalu ia mengejar wanita tersebut untuk memberikan uang empat ribu rupiah tadi. Si wanita kaget, setengah berteriak ia bilang "Sudah buat kamu saja, nggak apa-apa ambil saja!", namun mereka berkeras mengembalikan uang tersebut. "Maaf Mbak, cuma ada empat ribu, nanti kalau lewat sini lagi saya kembalikan!" Akhirnya uang itu diterima si wanita karena si kecil pergi meninggalkannya.
Tinggallah episode saya dan mereka, uang sepuluh ribu di genggaman saya tentu bukan sepenuhnya milik saya. Mereka menghampiri saya dan berujar "Om, bisa tunggu ya, saya ke bawah dulu untuk tukar uang ke tukang ojek!". "Eeh, nggak usah, nggak usah, biar aja, nih!" Saya kasih uang itu ke si kecil, ia menerimanya tapi terus berlari ke bawah jembatan menuruni tangga yang cukup curam menuju ke kumpulan tukang ojek.
Saya hendak meneruskan langkah tapi dihentikan oleh anak yang satunya, "Nanti dulu Om, biar ditukar dulu sebentar." " Nggak apa apa, itu buat kalian", lanjut saya.
"Jangan, jangan Om, itu uang Om sama Mbak yang tadi juga", anak itu bersikeras. "Sudah, saya ikhlas, Mbak tadi juga pasti ikhlas!” Saya berusaha membargain, namun ia menghalangi saya sejenak dan berlari ke ujung jembatan berteriak memanggil temannya untuk segera cepat, secepat kilat juga ia meraih kantong plastik hitamnya dan berlari kearah saya.
"Ini deh, Om. Kalau kelamaan, maaf". Ia memberi saya delapan pack tissue. "Buat apa?" Saya terbengong. "Habis teman saya lama sih Om, maaf, tukar pakai tissue aja dulu". Walau dikembalikan ia tetap menolak.
Saya tatap wajahnya, perasaan bersalah muncul pada rona mukanya. Saya kalah set, ia tetap kukuh menutup rapat tas plastik hitam tissuenya. Beberapa saat saya mematung di sana, sampai si kecil telah kembali dengan genggaman uang receh sepuluh ribu, dan mengambil tissue dari tangan saya serta memberikan uang empat ribu rupiah.
"Terima kasih, Om!" Mereka kembali ke ujung jembatan sambil sayup sayup terdengar percakapan "Duit mbak tadi gimana?" suara kecil yang lain menyahut "Lu hafal kan orangnya, kali aja ketemu lagi ntar kita kasihin." Percakapan itu sayup sayup menghilang, saya terhenyak dan kembali ke kantor dengan seribu perasaan.
Tuhan, hari ini saya belajar dari dua manusia super, kekuatan kepribadian mereka menaklukan Jakarta membuat saya trenyuh, mereka berbalut baju lusuh tapi hati dan kemuliaannya sehalus sutra , mereka tahu hak mereka dan hak orang lain, mereka berusaha tak meminta minta dengan berdagang tissue.
Taken from a forwarded email, February 20th 2008.
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Hard To Bear
Sometimes life seems hard to bear,
Full of sorrow, trouble and woe
It's then we have to remember
That it's in the valleys we grow.
If we always stayed on the mountain top
And never experienced pain,
We would never appreciate God's love
And would be living in vain.
We have so much to learn
And our growth is very slow,
Sometimes we need the mountain tops,
But it's in the valleys we grow.
We do not always understand
Why things happen as they do,
But I am very sure of one thing.
My Lord will see me through.
The little valleys are nothing
When we picture Christ on the cross
He went through the valley of death;
His victory was Satan's loss.
Forgive me Lord, for complaining
When I'm feeling so very low.
Just give me a gentle reminder
That it's in the valleys I grow.
Continue to strengthen me, Lord
And use my life each day
To share your love with others
And help them find their way.
Thank you for the valleys, Lord
For this one thing I know
The mountain tops are glorious
But it's in the valleys I grow!
Have a blessed day!
REMEMBER...
The shortest distance between a problem and a solution
is the distance between your knees and the floor.
The one who kneels to the Lord,
can stand up to anything
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Did I Marry the Right Person?
Sebuah Terjemahan Bebas dari "Did I marry the right person?"
"Apakah saya menikah dengan orang yang tepat"
Dalam sebuah seminar rumah tangga, seseorang audience tiba-tiba melontarkan pertanyaan yang sangat lumrah, "bagaimana saya tahu kalo saya menikah dengan orang yang tepat?". Saya melihat ada seorang lelaki bertubuh besar duduk di sebelahnya jadi saya menjawab "Ya.. tergantung. Apakah pria disebelah anda itu suami anda?" Dengan sangat serius dia balik bertanya "Bagaimana anda tahu?!"
"Biarkan saya jawab pertanyaan yang sangat membebani ini."
Inilah jawabanya...
Setiap ikatan memiliki siklus. Pada saat-saat awal sebuah hubungan, anda merasakan jatuh cinta dengan pasangan anda. Telpon dariya selalu ditunggu-tunggu, begitu merindukan belaian sayangnya, dan begitu menyukai perubahan sikap-sikapnya yang bersemangat begitu menyenangkan. Jatuh cinta kepada pasangan bukanlah hal yang sulit. Jatuh cinta merupakan hal yang sangat alami dan pengalaman yang begitu spontan. Ngga perlu berbuat apapun. Makanya dikatakan "jatuh" cinta...
Orang yang sedang kasmaran kadang mengatakan "aku mabuk cinta". Bayangkan ekspresi tersebut! Seakan-akan anda sedang berdiri tanpa melakukan apapun lalu tiba-tiba sesuatu datang dan terjadi begitu saja pada Anda. Jatuh cinta itu mudah. Sesuatu yang pasif dan spontan. Tapi... setelah beberapa tahun perkawinan, gempita cinta itu pun akan pudar. Perubahan ini merupakan siklus alamiah dan terjadi pada semua ikatan. Perlahan tapi pasti.. telpon darinya menjadi hal yang merepotkan, belaiannya ngga selalu diharapkan dan sikap-sikapnya yang besemangat bukannya jadi hal yang manis tapi malah nambahin penat yang ada.
Gejala-gejala pada tahapan ini bervariasi pada masing-masing individu, namun bila anda memikirkan tentang rumah tangga anda, anda akan mendapati perbedaaan yang dramatis antara tahap awal ikatan, pada saat anda jatuh cinta, dengan kepenatan-kepenatan bahkan kemarahan pada tahapan-tahapan selanjutnya.
Dan pada situasi inilah pertanyaan "Did I marry the right person?" mulai muncul, baik dari anda atau dari pasangan anda, atau dari keduanya. Nah lho! Dan ketika Anda maupun pasangan anda mencoba merefleksikan eforia cinta yang pernah terjadi, Anda mungkin mulai berhasrat menyelami eforia-eforia cinta itu dengan orang lain. Dan ketika pernikahan itu akhirnya kandas, masing-masing sibuk menyalahkan pasangannya atas ketidakbahagiaan itu dan mencari pelampiasan diluar. Berbagai macam cara, bentuk dan ukuran untuk pelampiasan ini, mengingkari kesetiaan merupakan hal yang paling jelas. Sebagian orang memilih untuk menyibukan diri dengan pekerjaannya, hobinya, pertemanannya, nonton TV sampe TVnya bosen ditonton, ataupun hal-hal yang menyolok lainnya. Tapi tau ngga?! Bahwa jawaban atas dilema ini ngga ada diluar, justru jawaban ini hanya ada di dalam pernikahan itu sendiri. Selingkuh?? Ya mungkin itu jawabannya. Saya ngga mengatakan kalo anda ngga boleh ataupun ngga bisa selingkuh, Anda bisa! Bisa saja ataupun boleh saja anda selingkuh dan pada saat itu anda akan merasa lebih baik, tapi itu bersifat temporer, dan setelah beberapa tahun Anda akan mengalami kondisi yang sama (seperti sebelumnya pada perkawinan anda).
Karena, (pahamilah dengan seksama hal ini).
Kunci sukses pernikahan bukanlah menemukan orang yang tepat, namun bagaimana belajar mencintai orang yang Anda temukan terus menerus.
Cinta bukanlah hal yang pasif ataupun pengalaman yang spontan. Cinta tak akan pernah begitu saja terjadi. Kita ngga akan bisa menemukan cinta yang selamanya. Kita harus mengusahakannya dari hari ke hari.
Benar juga ungkapan "diperbudak cinta". Karena cinta itu butuh waktu, usaha, dan energi. Dan yang paling penting, cinta itu butuh sikap bijak. Kita harus tahu benar apa yang harus dilakukan agar rumah tangga berjalan dengan baik. Jangan membuat kesalahan untuk hal yang satu ini. Cinta bukanlah misteri.
Ada beberapa hal spesifik yang bisa dilakukan (dengan ataupun tanpa pasangan anda) agar rumah tangga berjalan lancar. Sama halnya dengan hukum alam pada ilmu físika (seperti gaya gravitasi), dalam suatu ikatan rumah tangga juga ada hukumnya. Sama halnya dengan diet yang tepat dan olahraga yang benar dapat membuat tubuh kita lebih kuat, beberapa kebiasaan dalam hubungan rumah tangga juga dapat membuat rumah tangga itu lebih kuat. Ini merupakan reaksi sebab akibat. Jika kita tahu dan mau menerapkan hukum-hukum tersebut, tentulah kita bisa ”membuat” cinta bukan ”jatuh”.
Karena cinta dalam pernikahan sesungguhnya merupakan sebuah DECISION, dan bukan cuma PERASAAN!
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Can You Find Man's Head?
Dapet dari imel nih, katanya kalo bisa nemuin kepala orang dalam waktu 3 detik, berarti otak-nya berkembang luar biasa, kalo dalam waktu 1 menit, berarti otak berkembang secara normal, lebih dari 1 menit, doh…… ga tau d…… hehehehehe……
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The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time .. Priceless!!!
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Green, Pink and Yellow
I got this from a friend. This was funny.
In an English class, a teacher asked her students to made a sentence.
“Class, I want you to make a sentence with Green, Pink and Yellow in it. Anyone?”
“Mam!” Daniel shouted.
“Yes, Daniel, please!”
“When I went to school this morning, I saw green grass, pink flowers and a yellow sun.”
“That’s good, Daniel. Anyone else?” she asked, “Yes, you, Shawn, please” as Shawn raised his hand.
“When I woke up this morning, telephone rang ‘green, green’, so pink it up and said ‘Yellow’!”
“???@?#?#?#?”
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Dyslexia
Feel Stupid?
Don't be!
It's called Dyslexia.
Rangkaian tulisan diatas adalah apa yang akan terlihat dari mata seorang penderita dyslexia. Dyslexia bukan penyakit dan bukan gangguan jiwa. Begitu juga dengan Attention Disorder, Hyperactive, Digraphia, Discalculia, etc. Semua yang di atas masuk dalam kategori Learning Difficulties.
Banyak sekali di Indonesia yang mengalami ini. Bahkan dikhawatirkan 6-10% anak di setiap SD mengalami Learning Difficulties seperti diatas.
Dulu sampai sekarang, anak2 ini dibilang bego atau males. Tau bagaimana rasanya kalau elo punya dyslexia dan dibilang bego? Sangat depresif. Sangat memalukan. Padahal rata rata yang Learning Difficulties ini IQnya standar atau diatas rata rata.
Sekarang pertanyaan gue:
DO YOU WANT TO HELP?
Karena ada cara untuk elo membantu. Bagian yang dibawah ini adalah bagian yang paling penting dalam posting ini.
Ada sebuah acara sosialisasi dan penggalangan dana untuk sebuah sekolah bernama SD Pantara. SD Pantara menampung dan mendidik secara khusus anak anak yang mengalami Learning Difficulties.
Its tough. Perhatiannya harus ekstra dibandingkan dengan pendidikan biasa di sekolah. Setiap kelas ada 1 guru dan 1 psikolog.
Misinya: Menyiapkan mereka agar bisa masuk SMP normal kembali.
Karena LD (learning difficulties) membutuhkan proses yang panjang dan menyeluruh.
Biayanya sangat mahal. Saat inipun biayanya per anak di atas Rp 10.000.000,- when education should be cheap or maybe even free.
Kita bisa bantu mereka.
Kita bisa bantu memurahkan biayanya.
Kita bahkan bisa bantu banyak hal untuk mereka.
Caranya, datang dulu ke sebuah acara:
EVENING with PANTARA
An introduction about Learning Difficulties
Performing
TOMPI
and
BIBUS !
di Starbucks OakWood, Mega Kuningan.
hari Jumat, tgl 5 Oktober.
Jam 19.00 - 21.00
Enterance Fee: Rp 75.000,-
(Bukan FDC lho yaa)
Uang tersebut akan dipakai untuk menolong biaya operasional
SD Pantara.
Utk reservasi:
Hubungi Gamila: 0817 600 3636
Cara lain untuk menolong:
1. Copy paste ini ke blog elo. Biar temen temen elo bisa baca juga.
2. Copy paste ini dan email ke temen temen elo sebanyak banyaknya.
Terima kasih banyak atas waktunya untuk membaca tulisan ini.
- Pandji Pragiwaksono -
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Health Q & A Session
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer! is als o made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
Funny how people can turn around the facts!
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